Mark Wolff

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How about you give up?
Mark Wolff to Van Darkholme in the film Lords of the Lockerroom.

Mark Wolff (Japanese: いかりやビオランテ Hepburn: Ikariya Biorante) is a Canadian former bisexual pornographic film actor, former wrestler, former boxer, former dancer, former fitness model, owner of the MarkWolff.com and WolfPacCash.com websites, co-owner of the Jockbutt.com website, and former director for Mark Wolff Productions. He was born on September 5, 1972 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. He is of Greek descent.

Names[edit | edit source]

Ikariya comes from Billy Herrington's soramimi, 'Ikariya-san?!' from "Look at that ass, huh?" from the film, Lords of the Lockerroom. Biollante comes from Billy's soramimi 'Biollante!' from "Feel that, bitch!" from the film, Lords of the Lockerroom. Coincidentally, Biollante is also the name of the famous genetically-modified rose kaiju hybrid Biollante from the also famous 1989 Godzilla film Godzilla vs. Biollante.

His other nickname is Biorin (ビオりん) because some of his misheard dialogue is connected to THE iDOLM@STER media franchise and comes from the nickname for the idol Iori Minase (いおりん Iorin).

Icarius Biollantius (イカリウス・ビオランティウス) comes from his Roman gladiator appearance in the film Gladiators.

In Japanese, Mark Wolff's name is transcribed as Maaku Worufu (マーク・ウォルフ).

Mark Wolff used the name Blake Onassis as his alias when he first started modeling for Men's magazines, and acting for Can-Am Productions.

History[edit | edit source]

Mark was born in Vancouver, grew up in Toronto from the age of 7 in 1979, moved back to Vancouver after finishing high school, and then moved to Los Angeles between the years 1991 and 1994. Mark had received a Bachelor of Arts in Marketing from the University of British Columbia.

Mark, similar to Danny Lee, also played a lot of hockey from the age of 6-18.

Mark's hobbies included reading, mostly non-fiction business books, working as a DJ, spinning house music, and he was also into cars.

In 1987 at the age of 15, Mark began to work out with weights, while in his basement. In 1989 at the age of 17, Mark joined his first gym. In 1990 at the age of 18, Mark became serious with bodybuilding. In 1992 at the age of 21, Mark competed in his first gym contest.

In 1998 at the age of 26, Mark discovered adult photography when a scout working for Colt magazine approached him, at Gold's Gym in Venice, Los Angeles, California. Six months later in the same year, Mark shot with Jim French for Colt and had his adult career expand from there.

In 1990, Mark began to become a bodybuilder and male fitness model who appeared in gay porn films, photo sets, and magazines including bodybuilding and male erotica such as Men's Workout, Men's Exercise, and Playgirl, that showed off his impressive physique.

Mark never had aspirations to go pro, but loved to workout. Mark got up to a junior national level and as a heavyweight, his contest size was 5'10" ft and 210 lbs. He did not want to go any further than that and he was fine with it. His reasoning for that was to lose less of the aesthetic look and to maintain symmetric bodybuilding.

He never had sex with other men, but he did wrestle in the nude with them. Mark did sometimes masturbate with them, as clearly shown in several of the films, such as in the films Lords of the Lockerroom with Billy after losing his first round and with Czechs Jirka and Jarda in Wolff's World.

He has performed in films mostly produced by Can-Am Productions and Mark Wolff Productions. Mark had performed in only two films with Vista Video International.

Mark went into web business back in 1999 and created the distributor/studio Mark Wolff Productions after graduating from college. His first website, MarkWolff.com, originally was a fan site to gather up to 100 photos of muscular men posing in underwear or in the nude. He used this site to sell his videos and as a means of advertising his numerous club appearances. Because of this, Mark gained the connections he needed from agents, photographers, and other physique models. Mark had created a network of producers and model scouts. This gave Mark leeway to travel to different countries to find the best muscular men in the world. The site grew exponentially over the past several years.

Mark shot about 50% of the models himself; in his own words, as well as managed and payed other photographers shooting content for Mark. Mark did almost all of the print marketing, promotion, a lot of the online marketing, and did his fair share of web design.

In 2004, Mark took an interest into another website, JockButt.com, while internet surfing. Wolff thought about focusing on muscular and athletic models in jockstraps. He also said that he was a fan of male and female butts, so it was a good fit.

Mark used his Bachelor's degree or possibly a higher degree in Marketing and worked for Prudential Securities (now defunct), a financial-services arm of the insurer Prudential Financial, for 6 years. During his time at Prudential Securities, Mark developed the skills required for business, such as business starting. These were skills that Wolff used every day when he ran Mark Wolff Productions before leaving.

Mark's last film appearance was in the film Global Underground in 2007. On March 15, 2009, Mark announced his retirement from MarkWolff.com on its 10th anniversary and is still ran by other people. His distributor/studio Mark Wolff Productions, stopped producing films back in 2011.

Role in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling[edit | edit source]

"ダブルゆきぽ！"

Mark Wolff is one of the main Characterss in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. He is often portrayed as easily angered and always gets into fights with other people, especially Van. Wolff's primary fighting style involves Bio Gravity, a series of hammer arms that send opponents to the ground, and Bio Claw, a clawing attack on the victim's back or buttocks. His secret technique is Fairy Express, a move where he gets his opponent in a headlock and rushes toward a wall or locker, smashing their head against it. Wolff's aggressive nature acts as a double-edged sword, where his headstrong nature causes him to engage in consecutive fights or even against multiple opponents, wearing him out quickly. In spite of this, he is extremely powerful when focused on a single opponent, besting the otherwise unbeatable Brian Maxon when even Billy Herrington was unable to defeat him.

One of his battle cries were mistranslated as "ダブルゆきぽ" (Double Yukipo). This caused him to become paired up with THE iDOLM@STER Characters Yukiho Hagiwara (萩原雪歩).

One of his lines were mistranslated, while answering Van's "Give up?" question, as "いや、レイ!" (No, Rei!). This caused him to be caring to Rei, possibly also paired up with, too. Rei has been referred to as being a reference to Hino Rei from Sailor Moon, Rei from Hokuto no Ken, Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion, or Rei Shinohara from iDOLM@STER: Cinderella Girls. Because of this, Mark is sometimes portrayed as an otaku/Wapanese in Gachimuchi videos, either listing his favourite Characterss or dating them. To add to this, his shout "I give up!" was misheard as "Akiba!", the nickname given to Japan's otaku cultural center Akihabara. Based off misheard dialogue, he's a big fan of anime with Lucky☆Star and Strike Witches being his favourites.

Lucky☆Star (2007).

Strike Witches (2008).

From Mark's soramimi, his waifus are as follows:

Rei Ayanami.
Hatsune Miku.
Yukiho Hagiwara.
Cirno.
Ika Musume.
Azusa Nakano.
Kudryavka Noumi.
Remilia Scarlet.
Tomoko Kuroki.
Hieda no Akyuu.
Madoka Kaname.
Shirai Kuroko.
Francesca Lucchini.
Umi Sonoda.
Tewi Inaba.
Mahiru Inami.
Toki.
Choi Mochimazzi.
Vanilla H.
Rei Ayanami.
Hatsune Miku.
Yukiho Hagiwara.
Cirno.
Ika Musume.
Azusa Nakano.
Kudryavka Noumi.
Remilia Scarlet.
Tomoko Kuroki.
Hieda no Akyuu.
Madoka Kaname.
Shirai Kuroko.
Francesca Lucchini.
Umi Sonoda.
Tewi Inaba.
Mahiru Inami.
Japanese Crested Ibis.
Choi Mochimazzi.
Vanilla H.

Yet another one of lines were mistranslated, while responding to Billy's threat about him being far more formidable than Van, as "いい目してんねサボテンね" (roughly "You have good eyes, cactus."). This same phrase would later be used by Japanese users to describe a Wrestling Series Characters's eyes when the camera gets up close to their eyes.

More notable soramimi include "I'll show you who's boss in this gym.", "...troubles breathing?", "...into. You want to um...", "...That what you mean?", Famously "Well, whatever you wanna do. If that's what you wanna do, if you think you can beat me 1-2-3?", "Uhhhhhh, you're gonna break my ankle!", "Fuck, you're gonna break my arm!", "Eh, you want a shot at the title, huh? Huh?", "That's revenge for sneaking up on me like that, huh?", and "Vive la U.S.A!"

Mark's iconic Double Yukipo has him place his legs on a prone opponent's side while holding onto their arm and leg. Variants include Single Yukipo, in which he uses one leg instead of two, a simpler maneuver but with an increased vulnerability to crotch attacks like Van's Dark Punch, and his ultimate skill, the Infernal Yukipo, where Wolff grabs both legs and crushes his opponent's testicles with his foot. Much like Billy Herrington, Mark's wrestling style is Greco-Roman, but also professional style.

He is the victim of Van's Dark Fairy Attack. A move similar to Billy's Final Fairy Attack except much weaker, but still effective in breaking Mark Wolff's back. This was famously redrawn in a fan picture.

Wolff is also experienced in oil wrestling, carrying a French opponent to the oil pit where he proceeds to assault him while covered in oil.

Blake Onassis: Exposed![edit | edit source]

Main article: Blake Onassis: Exposed!

Mark Wolff: Rockhard[edit | edit source]

Main article: Mark Wolff: Rockhard

In Mark Wolff: Rockhard, Mark is portrayed in numerous fantasy scenes that feature a businessman exhausted from a long day. Mark drives in his BMW to his house. He masturbates in the car, then gets out of it. Mark then puts his work clothes in the washing machine, pulls out a banana, undress himself, gets on top of the washing machine, grabs a newspaper, and eats the banana. Finally, Mark dresses in a black leather torso and crotch harness at his house.

Feel the Power[edit | edit source]

Main article: Feel the Power

In Feel the Power, Mark is seen punching a punching bag with his boxing gloves and also does other workouts like lifting dumbbells and masturbating.

Maxon vs. Wolff[edit | edit source]

Main article: Maxon vs. Wolff

In Maxon vs. Wolff, American wrestler Brian Maxon encounters Canadian Mark Wolff. They briefly exchange insults at each other before wrestling it out. Brian Maxon is a strong opponent for Mark Wolff, but Mark Wolff is determined and has a lot of endurance.

Lords of the Lockerroom[edit | edit source]

Main article: Lords of the Lockerroom

In Lords of the Lockerroom, Mark is portrayed as a big mouthed and overconfident individual with his strength compared to the swift Van and later the loud, overpowering, and surprisingly fast Billy.

Mark Wolff vs. Van Darkholme[edit | edit source]

Mark notices Van coming into the locker room with his leather outfit on. Mark asks Van that he has the wrong door and that the leather club is two blocks down from the gym. When Van refuses to leave, Mark is angered by this act of defiance and challenges Van to wrestle with him; without his leather outfit. Mark, in the wrestling match against Van, results in Mark winning by Van getting put in a sleeper hold.

Post-Wrestling Match Shower Scene[edit | edit source]

Exhausted, Mark decides to shower, masturbate in the locker room, and take a break.

Billy Herrington vs. Mark Wolff[edit | edit source]

Billy suddenly comes back minutes after lifting. Billy wonders what the noise was and a tired Mark tells him that he defeated Van and that he wasn't a tough at all opponent. Billy tells Mark that he is an opponent that he's never fought before and Mark accepts fighting him. on one condition. If Billy wins, he'll take Mark's ass. Mark accepts this bet. After a grueling, long, one-sided fight, Billy tells Mark to start masturbating in order to regain some energy. Mark accepts and masturbates. Mark comes back fully energized, but unfortunately gets overwhelmed by Billy's raw natural strength in the final round, and is defeated when Billy puts him in a sleeper hold on the ground floor mat.

Wolff's World[edit | edit source]

Main article: Wolff's World

In Wolff's World, Mark is portrayed as a Canadian American in Los Angeles, California who competes with 3 foreigners in a locker room. 1 hails from France and the other 2 hail from the Czech Republic, in a chance to win at the title in Los Angeles, California. It is unknown what the title is that Mark and foreigners are competing for in Los Angeles, California.

Mark Wolff vs. Philippe Nicolas[edit | edit source]

In the match with Philippe Nicolas, Mark sees that he only speaks French and keeps stretching. The Frenchman catches Mark off guard and puts him in a pin. Later on, Mark defeats Philippe then carries his unconscious body onto a bed in a different room. Mark begins to also have an oil wrestling match with the Frenchman. The oil wrestling match includes Mark's Infernal Yukipo with Philippe jerking and yelling in pain. Mark defeats Philippe.

Mark Wolff vs. Jirka Kalvoda and Jarda Kolar[edit | edit source]

After defeating Philippe, Mark returns back to the locker room to see Jirka Kalvoda and Jarda Kolar. Mark is eventually overwhelmed by the tall Jirka after knocking out Jarda and gets knocked out. Jirka and Jarda then carry Mark's unconscious body into the same bed to begin to have an oil wrestling match. Mark comes out on top, again.

Gladiators[edit | edit source]

Main article: Gladiators

In Gladiators, Mark Wolff plays his ancestor known by Western historians as Maximus and by Eastern historians as Ikarius Biollantus, and fights Nino Bacci. He gives him the name Akira and declares his adoration of Princess Yukipo.

Prototype[edit | edit source]

Main article: Prototype

In Prototype, Mark Wolff travels across 8 countries to party and move around. He performs an electronic dance themed strip dance, similarly seen with Danny Lee and Anthony Capriati.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Mark Wolff vs. Van Darkholme (ビオランテvsTDN)[edit | edit source]

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down."
"Nah fuck you, leatherman!"
"Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're that tough."
"Yeah. You're gonna wrestle and wrestle?"
"Yeah, ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?"
"Huh? Huh? Ooh. Alright."
"You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit."
"I'll show you who's boss in this gym." (チンポ♂朝勃ち(朝) - Chinpo asaochi - Morning Wood (an erection))
"Come on! Let's go!"
"Huh, yeah, you're pretty quick, huh?"
"Having troubles breathing?" (超スピード！？ - Chou supido!? - Super speed!?)
"Yeah!"
"Had enough?"
"Woo! Man you got up pretty quick!"
"Fuck you!" ((稗田)　阿求！！ - (hieda) akyuu!! - (Hieda) Akyuu!!)
"Yeah, right!" (いや、レイ! - Iya, Rei! - No, Rei!)
"That's what I think about giving up!" (初音ミクもイケるな - Hatsune Miku mo ikeru na - Hatsune Miku is fine, too.)
"How does that feel? Huh?"
"That was fucking dirty, man!"
"Ah fuck! Fucking back!"
"Ah fuck! Ah my ankle!"
"How does that feel, huh? How about you give up?" (ダブルゆきぽ - Double Yukipo)
"No! Fuck no!" (No. まどか - No. Madoka.)
"I give! I give!"
"Yeah! Yeah!"
"Okay leatherboy. You got lucky on that round. That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy now, I'm gonna show you how it's done."
"Let's go, come on!"
"Woo!"
"Had enough yet?"
"Oh my arm!"
"Ah my leg!"
"I like those trunks! I kind of like 'em!"
"I'm gonna work out with these tomorrow I think."
"Get the fuck up, man!"
"I've had enough of you. Get up!"
"I had about enough of you. I'm gonna put you out now."
"I'm gonna choke you out! Give up!"
"Give it up! You're not gonna beat me!"
"Hey, leatherboy! You aren't that tough!"
"Yeah, now I'm all warmed up!"
"That was easy."
"We've each won a round now. Why don't we settle it now? Huh? Get back up and do one more round, we'll see who's the true champ. Eh leatherboy? Come on." (コンビニセブンでな、スーパカップ１５個もらう。シーン中１円。英語で５００文 - Konbini Sebun dena, suupakappu juugo-ko morau. Shiin-chuu ichi-en. Eigo de gohyaku bun - It is in the convenience store 7-Eleven. I get a 15 super-sized cup. It is 1 yen during a season. 500 sentences in English)
"Woo-hoo!"
"Where're you going, huh?"
"How does that feel, huh?"
"That's it! I've had enough of you! You know what? I'm getting tired! I'm gonna put you to sleep now!"
"You're going to sleep! You're going to sleep, that's it!"
"You're going to sleep! Aha ha yeah, oh leatherboy!"
"Can't hear ya, huh? You okay, huh? Can't hear ya anymore, huh? You sleep?" (レミリア - Remiria - Remilia.)
"Yeah, you have a nice sleep."
"I knew you weren't that tough, leatherboy."
"I knew it. You know nothing."
"I'm gonna shower."

Billy Herrington vs. Mark Wolff (兄貴vsビオランテ)[edit | edit source]

"Yeah! I just finished wrestling some jabroni here and uh... Knocked him out." (中野 - Nakano.)
"Yeah! Some guy, some guy wanted to challenge me in a wrestling match and uh, put about 1-2-3 with nothing!"
"Well hah! No, no this guy thought he was pretty tough and uh, nobody could take me, so I uh, you know, put a couple rounds out of him."
"Yeah?"
"Well, I just had a match and a little tired, but eh, I can always go another round. If that's what you're into. You want to um give it a try?" (チンチン♂マイウェイ～ - Chinchin♂Maiu~ei - Penis♂My Way)

You have good eyes, cactus.

"Well, maybe you and I should try and uh, settle it in uh... The ring right here yeah, I got a little good vibe that." (いい目してんねサボテンね - ii-me shi ten ne saboten ne - You have good eyes, cactus.)
"Well, I gotta get my hair cut in about uh, half an hour, but I think that I have some time."
"Well, let's give it a go. You're a pretty big guy uh, you know. Just saying. I'm a little bit uh, you know, I'm pretty quick so, we'll be able to, we'll be able to."
"I dunno, whatever you want. What do you pick?" (どうでもいいわ - Dō demo ī wa - It doesn't really matter.)
"Yeah? Wait, are you gonna fuck me in the ass? That what you mean?" (どういう意味？ - Dōiu imi？ - What do you mean?)
"Well, whatever you wanna do. If that's what you wanna do, if you think you can beat me 1-2-3?" (ワープロもできるレスリングもできるビキビキビキニ 123 - Wāpuro mo dekiru resuringu mo dekiru bikibikibikini 123 - You can be a word processor. You can be a wrestler. You can be a biki biki bikini. 123.)
"Yeah, you can fuck me in the ass, we'll go!"
"Yeah, we'll put a little round."
"Sure, you wanna go Roman-Greco? Alright, let's go!"
"Alright, well you let me start on top, eh?"
"Let's see what you got come on man!"
"Alright."
"Ah, fuck you!"
"You got lucky on that one!"
"Feat of strength, you got it. Let's go!
"Come on, huh? Let's see what kind of strength you got. Let's go. Come on!"
"Let's go!"
"Huh? Feel that? Huh? Squeezing your innard?"
"Ahhhhh! Fuck you!"
"Uhhhhhh, you're gonna break my ankle!" (あ〝ーやっぱり怖えぇよ・・・(　´；ω；｀) - Ah yappari kowae~ eyo...(　´；ω；｀) - Ah, I'm scared...)
"Iuh!"
"Aw? You're getting mad, huh?"
"Herrah!"
"DERROOUUGH!"
"Man, you're a long ways away from beating me man. That I'll tell you right now but I still think I can take ya."
"Huh, how's that feel?"
"Yeah, choke you out!"
"Yeah!"
"I swear, I fight this is locker room rules, man. These are locker room rules!"
"I'll get you down. I'll get you down."
"AHHHHHHHH! Fuck!"
"Yeah! Ah, yeah man. This fucking night man. I can't breathe."
"You're gonna have trouble walking boy, if I'm gonna break your ankle!"
"Yeah? Had enough of that?"
"That, that was dirty man. That's the only way you can beat me."
"DEAAAAAAAHH!"
"DOOOH!"
"OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!"
"Fuck!"
"Ahh, fuck!"
"I still think I can take ya!"
"Hey, ah!"
"Hey, I just bought those trunks. You're gonna stretch them out. I just bought those!
"Nobody fucking takes my trunks off, man!"
"YEAAAAAHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH! HA! HA!"
"YEAAAAAHHHH!"
"AH! HAH!"
"HUH! AAAHAH!"
"GIAAAH!"
"THEAAAH!"
"Fuck!"
"I can't breathe!"
"Yeah, you like that?!"
"Huh, told ya!"
"You're gonna stretch my new trunks out?! I'll stretch your trunks out, too!"
"Lest you didn't like that ball grab, huh?"
"That feel good?" "You feel good?" (Billy)
"YEAAAAAAHH!"
"How do you like that? Huh?"
"Yeah, choke you right out!"
"Why don't you give?"
"OOOOAAH!"
"Oh, my back!"
"OOOOAAAAAH!"
"Fuck you."
"FUOOO!"
"UGHHHH!"
"AHHH, NO!"
"I give! I give up!"
"Ah fuck, I think you fucking broke my back!"
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Eh, you got lucky on that round."
"Ah, I think I'm quicker than you. Huh, you might be bigger and I think I'm quicker. I'm probably gonna win this match."
"Yeah we go, NEUH!"
"Ha! Yeah, let's go."
"DAAAHHH!"
"YEAAAH! HAHA!"
"YEAH HA! HERE THEY!"
"Make it that, eh? Huh?"
"Strap that fucking ass of yours!"
"Whoo!"
"OO FUFU!
"Yeah! See what kinda strength you got. Huh? I'll suck the inner out of ya."
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck, you're gonna break my arm!"
"Oh my back!"
"Oh god!"
"Fuck my hrr!"
"Ah, fuck!"
"Fuck you."
"Started taking with me."

Mark Wolff vs. Philippe Nicolas[edit | edit source]

"Frenchman. Model from Paris."
"He's in L.A.. Thinks he can wrestle. Wants a shot at the title."
"Some sort of Men's Workout model."
"Already got three covers for Men's Workout. I'm gonna show him who's boss."
"He's in California now."
"Pin him 1-2-3."
"Hey I understand eh you're pretty tough. Huh?"
"Ah, you don't speak English, but uh."
"You're in California now, you're not in Paris. Give you a shot at the title."
"I'm gonna pin you 1-2-3 no problem, I'll I'll be submitting probably in about I don't know two minutes maybe three minutes. You know, you got a pretty good little physique on you, but eh I think you're very strong, you know."
"This is California! Yeah! Huh?"
"Eh, you want a shot at the title, huh? Huh?"
"Ah expecting yourself up like that, eh? Yeah, you're gonna need it!"
"Yeah, you ready?"
"Yeah, mean come on that's it. You keep stretching. You keep stretching and you think you're all warmed up, then you let me know. Pin you 1-2-3."
"Huh? Yeah, huh, huh!"
"Fuck! Tricky, eh?"
"You like that, huh?"
"Ah, you're pretty tough there, eh?"
"Oh yeah, you're in my house now! Huh?"
"Yeah why don't you just give up, huh? Yeah give up!"
"That's revenge for sneaking up on me like that, huh?" (夏コミにスティック♂ナンバー見に行こうな? - Natsu komi ni sutikku♂nanba mi ni yuki kou na? - "Let's go see those sticks in Comiket?")
"Break your ankles, huh?"
"Huh? Not so tough now, huh?"
"I give up!"
"Huh? I can't hear ya anymore! Huh? What's the matter?" (生きる意味を。。。失う - ikiruimi o... ushinau - A meaning to live... lose.)
"Vive la U.S.A.!"
"I can take you to the new oil pit. Show you what wrestling's all about. We'll do it over there."
"Get out of the way!"
"I'll show you who's fucking boss, man! Huh?"
"Fucking Frenchman! I'm gonna show you what it's all about."
"This is called oil wrestling man. American oil wrestling!"
"Come on, you got, you got one more round to go. You gotta wrestle me if you want it!"
"This will wake you up!"
"I'm gonna send you back to France, man!"
"You're not gonna be able to breathe after this!"
"Competition man! If I knew nothing!"
"Vive la France, huh? Vive America!"
"Woo!"
"I've had enough of you."
"Go back to France!"

Mark Wolff vs. Jirka Kalvoda and Jarda Kolar[edit | edit source]

"Alright. Two more Europeans who want a shot at the California title."
"Well, I just beat up a fellow European Frenchman! This time it's Czechoslovakian, let's go! Huh?"
"Get off!" (?) (チルノ! - Cirno!)

"Hello?"

"Yeah, I. Oh that uh, ah that video tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I'm, I'm. That's gonna probably have to wait 'til tomorrow, um."

"That's a lot of work. I'm gonna have to uh uh look at that first thing tomorrow morning."

"I'm actually uh, just finishing up here tonight it's getting kind of late and uh, I'm just getting ready to get out of here tonight."

"I've had a long day, but I'll look at it first thing tomorrow morning frank and uh I'll give you a call then. Okay."

"Good, talk to you later. Bye."

Nino Bacci vs. Mark Wolff[edit | edit source]

"You too shall be my slave."
"Ah! I give! I give!"
"I surrender! I surrender!"

"Hi! This is Mark Wolff. I'm from Vancouver, Canada."

"Been in this business for about 9 years now. Started off doing fitness magazines and worked my way up to men's magazines and then, into wrestling videos and solo videos."

"You know I've never actually done, y'know, hardcore porn, it's mostly just solo, wrestling, and fitness magazines. But, I built up a pretty good following over the years and MarkWolff.com and MarkWolffVideo.com, I've had both those for about 5 years now. And then."

"Yeah, if you guys'll edit that out."

"Um, I came across your website through a magazine. Uh, Cybersocket, actually, I saw your ads in there and um, I went on to the site. I think you guys have got a great site. Really well done and uh, I, I just like the whole idea of the suits and it's kinda classy and, um, I'm glad I called and uh, you guys were able to fit me in."

"Up until about 3 years ago I didn't wear suits much at all. It was just jeans and t-shirts and that kind of thing. Pretty casual, but the last 3 years or so with my business and things, I've had to wear suits more and more, so um, I've started getting back into dressing up a bit and getting some suits made. Um, I get best bulk, y'know, tailored and uh, even my shirts I have to get tailored now as well. I can get some shirt off the rack, but it just doesn't fit quite right, so um, it's a bit of a disadvantage being a bodybuilder. I see a lot of nice suits on the rack, I wish I could just, it might be good in some ways 'cause I'd probably blow a lotta money uh, a lot more money on clothes if I could just buy it right off the bat."

"Alright, so you guys want me to uh, stand up."

"First, I'll take off what I've uh, got on here."

"I'd never amount a professional bodybuilder. I competed as an amateur bodybuilder. When I was going to school, my last contest I did was about 4 years ago, but um, it's strictly am, amateur bodybuilding. There's no money. I've had probably done about uh, 12 or 13 shows over the years. So I got all the way up to a junior national level, which is uh, a pro qualifier show, which was the next step up for me. But, I never had any aspirations to turn pro or anything. Just uh, more just uh, a hobby and a way to get into shape."

"Guys want me to take these off as well?"

"Yeah, sure."

"No, heheh."

"These are what you call knee highs."

"You know, I saw a guy in New York in the summer wearing a pair of pants, shorts, that came to his knee and then socks that came up like this."

"Yeah, it was a good look! Hehe."

"You're a certified tailor? You're uh, from Savile Row?"

"Hehehehe!"

"That's great! Apparently, I work with cer, certified tailors!"

"I got pretty fat wrists."

"Think we have a problem."

"Yep."

"I had it made uh, tailored in New York, and it's uh, Ermenegildo Zegna cloth."

"Yeah."

"That's okay."

"That's good length, that's Holister."

"Yeah."

"Yeah, I do, I feel pretty comfortable in a suit. I like being uh, dressed up. Yeah. Feels good."

"Yeah! I've done a couple of my uh, scenes in some of my solo videos, where I've come home from work, wearing a suit and slowly stripped out, to just strip out of it. Had a shower and then, usually jacked off or something like that. Heheh."

"Yeah, sure. When you uh."

"Uh, aheh! No! I don't wanna cum on my suit, but uh, if you want, I'll cum on your suit. I have to wear this later tonight."

"Sure! Give me your suit and I'd be happy to cum all over your suit."

"No, definitely can't cum on mine."

"Yeah, I like sitting in this nice chair. Very comfortable."

"Side of the jacket or on the lapel or."

"Sure."

"Okay."

"Well."

"Yeah and you could, jack it off."

Authentic Gachimuchi Information[edit | edit source]

Due to Mark Wolff's involvement with Jockbutt.com he was instrumental in leading the eventual filming and discovery of Ricardo Milos in a film.
Mark Wolff, Van Darkholme, and Billy Herrington are the only main Gachimuchi Characterss out of the four to have created websites; Mark and Van created one book each as well.
Mark Wolff is a control freak and perfectionist.
Mark Wolff enjoys steak, oil massages, house music and techno, and hates alarms and bad attitudes.
Mark Wolff is a dual citizen of Canada and the United States.
Mark Wolff's name was created by the late Jim French.
Mark Wolff is one of the few main Gachimuchi Characterss to not explicitly engage in gay sex.
Mark Wolff's star sign is Virgo.
Van Darkholme has stated that Mark Wolff was a nice and professional wrestler.^[2]
Mark Wolff is mistakenly labelled as an Austrian rather than a Canadian in International Wrestling Festival 2015 -WORLD OF ANIKI-.
Mark Wolff is commonly mistaken for being Billy Herrington during the confrontation between Mark Wolff and Van Darkholme. Mark Wolff is also mistaken for calling the actual Billy Herrington a "jabroni", when in actuality, he was referring to Van Darkholme, whom Mark Wolff recently defeated prior to just meeting Billy Herrington.