Misheard dialogue from the film, Billy Herrington's Body Shop.
Key[edit | edit source]
- Billy Herrington - (BH)
Touhou Project Characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?[edit | edit source]
A: Yes.
Who?/What?[edit | edit source]
- Japan.
- Philosophy.
Names taken from film?[edit | edit source]
A: No.
Languages?[edit | edit source]
- English - Billy Herrington
Prologue[edit | edit source]
- Greasy cocks and lubed up butt holes. That's what my garage is all about. Every inch of this place sees action. From the toilets to the grease covered floor. You can smell the men. (BH) - 1st part: ああ、TAKA（阿部さん）かい？ウチに修行に来てたよ。歪みね・・・ / 2nd part: ２人で自動車修理したり、暇な時に哲学的行為したり。あいつとの時間は楽しかったよ。 / 3rd part: 3年前に日本に帰ったけどな。
- 1st part: Āa, taka (abe san) kai? Uchi ni shugyō ni ki teta yo. Yugami ne - Oh, TAKA (Abe-san)? I came here to train. Twisted...
- 2nd part: 2 jin de jidousha shuuri shitari, himanatoki ni tetsugakuteki kōi shi tari. Aitsu to no jikan wa tanoshikatta yo. - 2 people repair a car or act philosophically in their spare time. I enjoyed spending time with him.
- 3rd part: 3-Nen mae ni Nihon ni kaettakedo na. - I came back to Japan 3 years ago.
Epilogue[edit | edit source]
- So if you ever need a lube job or your engine drilled, you give Big Billy a call, and we'll get it nice and greasy just the way you like it. (BH) - 1st part: もし君が股間のエンジンドリルをチューンしたくて潤滑油がいるなら / 2nd part: このビリーの店に電話してくれ。 / 3rd part: 君好みのヌルヌルにチューンナップ♂してあげるよ。
- 1st part: Moshi kimi ga kokan no enjindoriru o chūn shitakute junkatsuyu ga irunara - (~)So if you ever need your engine drilled or a lube job.
- 2nd part: Kono birī no mise ni denwa shite kure. - (~)Call this Billy store.
- 3rd part: Kimi konomi no nurunuru ni chūn'nappu ♂ shite ageru yo. - (~)I'll tune it up to your favorite slimy.
