"悔い改めなさい"
Repent (Japanese: 悔い改めなさい, kuiaratamenasai) is from a misheard line by Mark Wolff while he was fighting Van Darkholme in Lords of the Lockerroom.
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One day, Ikariya Biollante fought♂ against Van Darkholme, the infamous Dark Fairy, in the sexy land of Shinnippori.
Their brawl began with Van's outburst of "FUCK YOU!", becoming so enraged at the land of God that he became dizzy from his black flames of hatred. Such a hateful struggle will never end until the demise of the other contestant, but unusually, Biollante grabbed Van with a look of mercy, mastering gay barholds:
"REPENT."
Those words struck dearly into Van's heart. For many years in hatred, he tossed many innocent fairies into the Netherworld Mage, like gum on the road.
"Do you want me to repent?"
Van began to recall his earlier age. As a child, Van fled South Vietnam with his family during the war, and he was bullied for his appearance. Every day, he ran to his mother, crying as he embraced her.
"Why are they bullying me? Why, why, why?!" he asked.
His mother always comforted him, singing songs about their motherland. For the time being, those songs and the clear night sky were his only relief in his miserable childhood.
It all ended when Van had the worst bullying in his life. He tried to fight back by bashing his tormentor's nose, causing the latter to bleed, and then beating him to a pulp. Scarred by guilt and rage, he tore out his Superman T-shirt and took up bondage. Shaped by his trauma, he only thought that he had to either dominate others, or be their weak plaything, in order to find any happiness from others.
The cheerful and kind little boy was gone.
"I will rule the world as soon as possible, so I and my Mom won't be hated by our looks and the colour of our skin ever again."
The last thing that Van remembered was a tearful smile from his mother, and then his house going silent as his mother's songs were nowhere to be heard. He began to contemplate about his own actions.
"Isn't this fighting to beat me? You don't hate me? Why throw the words 'repent' at me? Fuck! I'm not convinced. Wasn't the fight hating the other party hated, hated, and hated through? ... And why is he standing up when I'm so hurtful? Even if I leak such a pitiful voice."
For many years, the thought of repentance was a sudden tear into his heart. He never knew the concept of apology, for he only knew a life of violence and domination. But of all the victims that he plunged into darkness, only Biollante stood.
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