Past Shinnippori

Shinnippori (Japanese: 神日暮里, "God Nippori") is the name of Shinnippori (Japanese: 新日暮里, "New Nippori") in the days of mythology, long ago.

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Once upon a time, Shinnippori was a single country, an unknown area inhabited by Gods. The ruler of the area was a beautiful goddess named Kazuya Kiyoshi. Kazuya Kiyoshi was so skilled at oral caresses that those who received them would immediately drip their preemptive juices from their naughty sons, and so she was also known as Maranurasuamakami (摩羅濡甘噛, "Wet-nursing"). In addition to Kazuya Kiyoshi, there were two other Gods of Thrusting, Yuji Jounouchi and Gosaku Kamata, who ruled the sea (crab). Yuji Jounouchi and Gosaku Kamata were also known as Tsukunominohimekoto (突爾秘事, "Sudden, unexpected events") and Osusaonohimekoto (雄竿秘事, "Male chauvinism") respectively. The three pillars that towered between their legs were called the Naughty Sons and were revered.

However, Gosaku Kamata is a prankster by nature, and one day that prank caused Kazuya Kiyoshi to lock himself away in the Ama-no-Iwato. With Kazuya's disappearance, light had been cut off from the world, crops failed and security deteriorated. So the Gods, in the wisdom of Yonekura, the God of Wisdom, started a feast in front of the Ama-no-Iwato. The Double Yukipo danced so violently that Kazuya in Iwato soon learned of the commotion. "What does this mean?" And when Kazuya, whose appearance outside had turned to wood, peeked out of Ama-no-Iwato, the Gods didn't miss the opportunity to grab Kazuya's meat stick and drag him outside, and put an appliqué on Ama-no-Iwato so that he could never go inside again.

It's also said that Past Shinnippori at that time was not on the ground like Shinnippori is today, but was floating far above present day Shinnippori. It's not known when it came down to the ground, or when it came to be called Shinnippori, or if Past Shinnippori and Shinnippori were different and how they're related.