Knaked Knights/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Knaked Knights. There may be a few repeats.

Characters

Anthony Capriatti
Anthony Stone
Rod Pupret
Dan Canuck
Steve Grier
Sam Ashton
Rainey Mason
James Rider

Touhou Project Characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?

A: Yes.

Who?/What?

• Mr. China.
• Eagle perfume.
• Pretty Cure.
• Muska.

Names taken from film?

A: Yes.

Who?

• Hirata Gensui (平田元帥).
• Knight Schumacher (騎士シューマッハ).
• Chinko Chitchai (ちんこちっちゃい).
• Princess Ketsuholedesu (プリンセス＊ケツホルデス).
• Chavez Obama (チャべス・オバマ).
• Iguchi Hiromi (井口ヒロミ).
• Usui Reeves (臼井リーブス).
• Hangyou jin (半漁人).

Languages?

English:

Anthony Capriatti

Sam Ashton

Steve Grier

Dan Canuck

Anthony Stone

James Rider

Rod Pupret

Rainey Mason

Prologue

• My father's kingdom is rightfully ours! (Schumacher) - 相変わらずキングの在庫ありやぁす
  • aikawarazu kingu no zaiko ari yaa su - We still have the king in stock.
• Well if we can capture the evil princess then we can probably regain it. (C.C.) - 俺たちの父上である王が命を落とした。
  • oretachi no chichiuedearu o ga inochi o otoshita - The king who is our father died.
• She's in there surrounded by guards! (AC) - 自然にそれあるまいがぁ？
  • shizen ni sore aru mai gaa? - I do not have it naturally?
• We don't have any weapons. We're gonna have to do this by surprise. (Hirata) - これはいくらです？これが実物場所プライス
  • kore wa ikuradesu? kore ga jitsubutsu basho puraisu - How much is this? This is real place price.
• Off to the dungeon with you! (James Rider) - have to男児までエロ
  • have to danji made ero - Have to be a boy until I'm erotic.
• Line up! (Obama) - ライナー
  • Raina - Liner.
• Get up against the wall! (James Rider) - 平田元帥は…？
  • Hirata gensui wa…? - Hirata Gensui...?
• Get up there! (James Rider) - 平田！？
  • Hirata!? - Hirata!?

• Put your hands out! (James Rider) - バイソルジャーズ
  • baisorujaazu - Bi Soldiers.

• Watch them closely (Obama) - ワシの香水♂
  • washi no kosui - Eagle perfume.

• Hands out. (Obama) - 便座ぁ
  • benza~a - Toilet seat.

• They're secure! (James Rider) - くりぃむしちゅー
  • Kuri~ imushichuu - Creamstew.
• Chiyah! (Hirata) - 嘘やん！
  • Usoyan! - Lie!
• Guys we gotta break outta here! (C.C.) - 大丈夫だよプリキュアあるよ
  • daijobudayo purikyua aru yo - It's all right it's got a PreCure.
• These chains are too tight. (C.C.) - ちんこちっちゃい
  • Chinko Chicchai - My penis is small.
• I'm stuck. (Schumacher) - ムスカ
  • Musuka - Muska.
    • Colonel Muska is a human government agent and the main antagonist of the movie Castle in the Sky.

• I can't budge. (AC) - やっぱり・・・
  • yappari... - I knew it...

• We gotta get outta here. If the princess gets a hold of us. (Hirata) - 1st part: 歪みがあるよ / 1st part: 歪みあるよ / 2nd part: プリンセス＊ケツホルデス
  • 1st part: Yugami ga aru yo - There's wickedness.
  • 1st part: Yugami aru yo - There's wickedness.
  • 2nd part: prinsesu＊ketsuhorudesu - Princess Ketsuholedesu.

Hot Wax

• So now who's the joke over here. (Hiromi) - そうなるんです、常考じゃ
  • sounaru ndesu, joukou ja - That's right, isn't it obvious?

• You guys can't sneak up on us now. (Reeves) - 四つケツのカズヤさぁ～ん
  • Yottsu ketsu no Kazuya sa~a~n - Four asses Kazuya.

• Take our clothes, who do you guys think you are? (Hiromi) - てかこのお尻が素敵ワォ★
  • teka kono o shiri ga suteki wa~o - This butt is nice wow★
• You guys are real tough trying to sneak up all behind me. (Reeves) - 谷津のターちゃん、スイカバニー杯目 / 湯浅立っちゃうザスニーカー速水 / いや自分勃っちゃうスニーカーハミハミ
  • tanitsu no taa-chan, suikabani haime - Tanitsu's Tar-chan, watermelon bunny cup eye.
  • yuasa tatchau zasuniikaa hayami - I'm going to stand up, Zasnika Hayami.
  • iya jibun okotchau suniikaahamihami - No, I'm gonna give myself a boner, Sneakers Hamihami.

• I'll get my uniform back, you can count on that. (Reeves) - 1st part: おっきなユニフォームね / 1st part: 秋山みんな掘るね / 2nd part: ゆっくりかもねぇ / 2nd part: 粋がるねえ
  • 1st part: okkina yunifoumu ne - It's a big uniform.
  • 1st part: akiyama min'na horu ne - Akiyama, everyone digs.
  • 2nd part: yukkuri kamo ne~e - Maybe slowly.
  • 2nd part: iki garu nee - You're so cool.

• You guys are the jokes now. (Hiromi) - 行くな、中国さん
  • ikuna, chugoku-san - Don't go, Mr. China.

Single File

• I'd hate to be killing one of you guys. (Hiromi) - 杏仁豆腐ってことのほか苦いス
  • an nindofu tte koto no hoka nigai su - Other than bitter melon tofu.
• Don't look at me. (Hiromi) - どんな気分？
  • don na kibun - What kind of feeling is it?
• Come on, move it! (Hiromi) - ドロワー脱げ
  • dorowa nuge - Take off the drawer.

The Moat Monster

• Step over. (Reeves) - ｽﾃｯﾌﾟ♂ﾜｺﾞﾝ…
  • Suteppu ♂ wagon… - Step wagon...
• Step over the ropes. (Hiromi) - ｽﾃﾃｺのﾌﾞﾙｰｽ
  • Suteteko no burūsu - Steteco's Blues.
• Seek a way! Guys out of here! (?) (Hirata) - ソーセージたちは　おびえている！ / オバタリアン！
  • Sōsēji-tachi wa obiete iru! - Sausages are scared!
  • Obatarian! - Obatalian!

Breaking free of the chains

• Guys! Guys! Check it out! (Hirata) - さぁ！しっかり！！シロよ♂
  • Sa~a! Shikkari! ! Shiro yo ♂ - Come on! Tightly! White.
• Put your chains! Put your chains down! (Hirata) - 1st part: フリチン☆ / 2nd part: フルチンぞ！
  • 1st part: Furichin ☆ - Penis hanging out.
  • 2nd part: Furuchin zo! - Penis hanging out!