Ales Hanak

Ales Hanak is a Czech former gay pornographic film actor who went under the alias Jirka Kalvoda (Japanese: 金閣 Hepburn: Kinkaku). He was born on July 7, 1977 in Prague, Czechoslovakia, East Europe.

Names[edit | edit source]

His nickname comes from the film, Wolff's World, in which he wrestles with Jarda Kolar to take down Mark Wolff while wearing gold crotch shorts.

He had used several aliases while performing. These include Derec Crucek, Derek Crucek, Jiri T., Petr Katja, while modeling for Jan Armer in All-Man, George Kostelansky, Peter Kotja, and Quint, and while acting for Can-Am Productions, Yirka Kalvoda.

In Japanese, Ales Hanak is transcribed as Aresu Hanakku (アレス・ハナック) and Jirka Kalvoda is transcribed as Jiika Karuboda (ジーカ・カルボダ).

History[edit | edit source]

Jirka Kalvoda debuted in the gay porn industry in 1998.

Kalvoda was performing for films. Mainly for BelAmi, Studio 2000 and William Higgins Productions, but also performed for Can-Am Productions, Red Moon Video, All Worlds Video, Man Splash Video, Close-Up Productions, Jet Set Productions, Star Video, Catalina Video, Pacific Sun Entertainment, Masta Entertainment, Chez Mate Video, Kink Video, and Mark Wolff Productions.

He has worked with the late legendary American director William Higgins the most out of any director.

Kalvoda's last film was Kasarna Bi the Road in 2004.

Role in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling[edit | edit source]

Jirka Kalvolda is best known for his shirt rubbing dance or crotch rubbing dance from the Can-Am Productions produced 2000 American adult film Max Men Strip Fantasy 1. He is mainly used as a humorous addition in fan videos and music videos due to his stern face and his movement during the shirt rubbing dance.

The shirt rubbing dance wouldn't become popular until 2010 where a video of said shirt rubbing dance was uploaded to Nico Nico Douga (now Niconico). The video consists of a hand-drawn and animated Remilia Scarlet from the Touhou Project series doing the shirt rubbing dance to Japanese TV anime Densetsu Kyojin Ideon's "Contact".

Jirka has a distinct wrestling technique incorporating Billy's Fairy Lift. His hold is called the Spinning Fairy Lift. This is shared with Brian Maxon.

Authentic Gachimuchi Information[edit | edit source]

Jarda Kolar (銀閣 Ginkaku) is often paired up with Jirka Kalvoda.
- Together, they are known as the "Skull Nipple Brothers" (スカル乳首兄弟, Sukaru Chikubi Koudai), from a misheard line spoken by Jarda Kolar, 「ユニクロのスカル乳首」 (Uniqlo no Skull Chikubi).