Catchphrase[edit | edit source]
"Geisokyo was enveloped by Mr. Baby's fantasy..."
What is Touhou Koumakyou?[edit | edit source]
"Touhou Anal Madness ~ the Embodiment of Scatolot Gevil" (東方肛摩狂 〜 the Embodiment of Scatolot Gevil) is a Pants Wrestling based Men's "Bullet" Hell shooter produced by Shin Nippori Anus Geirakudan, and is the sixth instalment of the Eastern GAY Project. It's the first game in the Eastern GAY Project that was moved to the Windows platform. It's also the first game to have the introduced the "Wrestling Card System".
Overview[edit | edit source]
This game was released about three and a half years after the final PC-8.8 version game "Bizarre Romantic Man ~ Mystic Gay". A trial version was distributed on June 10, 2002, and on July 14, 2002, it was sold on consignment at a doujin shop. When the shop was commissioned, a special demo program was created for the in-store demo of the comic Ketsu no Ana, in which the game ends when the player progresses to the final form of the EX stage boss.
As for characters, you select between two: Geimu Fuckrei (Wrestler) and Marasa Shirisame (Pants Wrestler) and then you select one of the two types of Pants (equipment), to which you must clear all six stages (five stages in Easy mode difficulty). If you clear all the stages in Abnormal mode or higher without continuing, you'll get the EX (EbiXsai = エビ臭い, Ebi kusai, "Smelly shrimp") stage, which is even more difficult. Furthermore, each character has their own characteristic that creates a different ending depending on the Pants he chooses.
Also, the main feature that was added for this game was the "Wrestling Card System". This was the first time the system was included in these games, it being praised by many gaymers for its flashy, cool, and even potentially reversible when in a tight spot. From then on, this system remained largely unchanged until Touhou Geiyashou, but unfortunately the wrestling card system was discontinued in Touhou Furuchinroku. It can't be helped.
Backstory[edit | edit source]
It's summertime in Geisokyo. But one day, Geisokyo was covered with the mysterious Mr. Baby, who blocked out the sun and made it colder, even though it was summer.
The wrestler of Fakkyu Shrine, Geimu Fuckrei, headed in the direction of the lake, relying on his intuition to prevent Mr. Baby from descending into the Human Village and causing Geisokyo to interfere with the lives of straight people, as it was the wrestler's job to find out the cause of the problem.
A regular pants wrestler, Marasa Shirisame, was wrestling normally one day when he realised that he couldn't see the lake that was covered by Mr. Red. He decided that straight men, like gay men, wouldn't be able to take a shower without water, so Marasa set out to find someone nice to shower with.
Playable Characters[edit | edit source]
In this game, you'll be controlling Geimu Fuckrei and Marasa Shirisame as usual. The wrestling card is listed one at a time.
The Eternal Wrestler : Geimu Fuckrei[edit | edit source]
Protagonist. No particular change in age from the previous one, hence the throbbing♂. A wrestler for no reason. Or rather, Touhou is a wrestler shoot 'em up, so he's a wrestler.
This time the pants are not wrestler-like white pants, but very simple and unmistress-like on top of being very simple, like rising sun face paint. It's a questionable point whether or not he's really a wrestler.
Wrestling Card : Dream Drop Seal, Philosopher
Special Skill : Little Musuko (=Low Hit Detection)
A Regular Pants Wrestler : Marasa Shirisame[edit | edit source]
This one is also the main character. These two are the main characters of Eastern GAY. Marasa is twisted by Musuko, but he's also twisted by the real thing♂.
He's a pants wrestler, but he lives far away from normal wrestlers. I doubt he's actually a pants wrestler, but he's actually a pants wrestler. This time you're wearing something that looks like a pair of jeans and you don't know what's going on. Well, he'll take it off as soon as you start the game.
Wrestling Card : Master Spanking!
Special Skill : The effective range of pants collecting is wide
Boss[edit | edit source]
Here's a list the identified bosses. Again, one wrestling card is listed for each.
| Name | Wrestling Card | Theme Song |
|---|---|---|
| Chi Chi Larumiaah | Ass Sign "Moonlight Gay" | Gay Devils Lewdness |
| Daiyouseiko | None | Lunate Fairy |
| Gacirno (=FuKyuu) | White Sign "Perfect Brief" | Strong Tomboyish Son |
| Geichin Kou | Paint Sign "Phallic Chaotic Dance" | Shanghai Anus of Meiji FuKyuuApple Coffee House ~ Apple Coffee |
| Musukoakuma | None | Voile, the Magic Hattenbrary |
| Patchouli Ugh | Tree Sign "Forest Fairy" | Heike Boy ~ The Servant's Sealed Room |
| Kazuya Izayoi | Phantom Sign "Murder Fuck" | Ass Clock ~ Ana Dial |
| Remiliaah Scatolot | Erection Sign "My Gungnir is Red in the Night Castle" | Asstette for a Dead Gay King |
| Felandore Scatolot | Prohibited Sign "Kazuya Kazuya" | B.H. is Aniki? |
Please refer to the character link for more information.
Other songs → Touhou Ankake Chaahan Music List (WIP).
