Dance of the Wild Hare

The Dance of the Wild Hare (野ウサギのダンス, Nousagi no dansu) is one of the beautiful feats of the Forest Fairies.

It's sometimes described as a half-assed sideways jump.

Overview[edit | edit source]

This is one of the most beautiful Fairy tricks ever created by the Forest Fairies. His appearance is said to attract all kinds of omniscient and omnipotent gods, and he is said to be powerful enough to bring even jihadists to an end.

Jesus Christ made this dance a part of his daily routine when he was a child.

King Arthur learned this dance in order to obtain Excalibur.

Charlemagne performed this dance when he was crowned by Leo III.

In Arabian Nights, Scheherazade told the story while performing this dance.

It's not only in Europe that the legend is told. It's also found in many Japanese and Chinese tales from ancient times.

In The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter, Kaguya performed this dance when she met the emperor.

In The Tale of the Heike, Yoichi is said to have performed this dance to improve his own concentration.

According to the Tosa Diary, Noriyuki was so moved by the farewell party that he performed this dance to express his gratitude.

As mentioned above, there are many anecdotes about the Dance of the Wild Hare, but it's nearly impossible to see the same thing as it was then. But it was imitated by volunteers and is still famous as one of the most effective spells in modern times. However, although it's only a "spell" and ultimately comforting, it boasts an immense following because of its beauty.

Name, Effect, etc.[edit | edit source]

The Dance of the Wild Hare was known by such disgraceful names as "half-assed sideways jumping" until the 18th century. However, at the beginning of the 19th century, a Japanese research team surprised the world by discovering that the aforementioned anecdote had survived. This led to a rethinking of the name, and the "Dance of the Wild Hare," the same name as in the Gay Book of the Old Testament, became a powerful force of public opinion. This naming campaign spread throughout the world, and eventually the debate reached the United Nations. And it's now included in elementary and middle school history textbooks as "The Dance of the Wild Hare".

This has led to more people practising the "Dance of the Wild Hare". The Dance of the Wild Hare is now a spell, but the presence of this dance, as told in legend, is invaluable. The effects are also reported to have been as follows.

Improved combat capabilities (Physique, skills, etc.)
Recovery of fatigue and energy
It's going to look very different (Conan to adult Conan or so.)
If you have a companion, you can use the secret "Sadaoka Wave"
No more being ignored by the Ona House Manager

These are the effects we know about. There's a certain amount of gameplay, but how much of an impact, if any, does this actually have? It's an effect that was real, not fanciful and not imaginary. It would not be an exaggeration to say, therefore, that the outcome of the war at that time depended on how many men were available for the "Dance of the Wild Hare".