Authentic Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling (本格的 ガチムチパンツレスリング, Honkaku-Teki Gachimuchi Pantsu Resuringu) is a wrestling in which the main condition is to lose, in case your underpants are taken off. It's an even more terrible loss once you lose your pants that guards your naughty son during the fight.
Summary[edit | edit source]
Authentic Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling is the first game between Billy Herrington and Danny Lee, set in the Gay Palace in the city of Shinnippori. It is very popular because there, you get to see more well-known wrestling moves like the Gay Bar Hold and Fairy Lift.
It also covers the threefold Fairy Philosophy, being its Mecca and Jerusalem. It is not distorted.
- 2008 - Sept 14, 1:57 am - 1 million views
- 2009 - June 14, 10:56 pm - 2 million views
- 2010 - May 4, 12:11 am - 3 million views
- 2011 - Apr 10, 1:57 am - 4 million views
- 2012 - Mar 11, 1:57 am - 5 million views
- 2013 - Feb 22, 1:57 am - 6 million views
- 2015 - Jul 15, 1:57 am - 7 million views
- 2018 - Mar 04, 1:57 am - 8 million views
- 2018 - Dec 28, 10:27 am - 1 million comments
- 2020 - Sept 14, 1:57 am - 9 million views
Mara Suzuji (Rules of the game?/Advertisement?)[edit | edit source]
The wrestling match was named after the 2007 Gachimuchi Wrestling video that started it all. The yellow-gold card that fans have been waiting for, Aniki vs. Kazuya, will be realised in the erotic land of Shinnippori. Kazuya cannot suppress the fighting spirit and desire of the Big Brother even with his "haha" attacks, and with a shout of "erotic" done this way, the legendary wrestling match began.
A lot of famous words, like "You're getting sloppy these days!" (Saikin darashi nee na) and "It can't be helped" (Shikata nai ne), were also born in this fight. Is it really Aniki who wins, or is it Kazuya? Find out in the first match of this generation!
Explanation[edit | edit source]
2007 was the year when the Wrestling Series took off. It broke through the rankings of Nico Nico Douga's videos, and unleashed poisonous people out one after another.
That very video was the birthplace of this very fanbase, boasting a maximum amount of 9 million views in the entire series. Its fame was also supported by its occasional appearances in other highly-ranked videos. Why, then, did the Wrestling Series not fascinate the obsessive fans of Nico Nico and stop from there?
The answer lies in the Fairy Philosophy. Fairy Philosophy cannot be explained through mere words.
Of course, it is something that cannot be understood by a first glance. To do so, you must undergo the pilgrimage - to lurk moar - into the very first video. Then, in that order:
Part 2 - Part 3 - Rooftop Episode - Kingdom Episode - Cinema Episode - Garage Episode.
By the time you have completed this pilgrimage, and you look back and revisit the first episode, you can finally say that you have stood at the entrance of the Fairy Philosophy.
Timetable of the original video[edit | edit source]
Some notable soramimi from the famous match between Billy and Danny:
- 0:01 - エロいっ！ (Eroi!/Erotic!)
- 0:34 - お前、人のモノを… (Omae, hito no mono wo.../You and people's stuff ...)
- 0:36 - 逝けっ！なんばパークス！ (Ike! Namba paakusu!/ Go one! Namba Parks!)
- 0:47 - 逝くぞオラァ！ (Ikuzo oraa!/Let's goooaaargh!)
- 0:49 - ジャンケンポン！ (Jan, ken, pon!/Scissors, paper, stone!)
- 1:03 - 結構すぐ脱げるんだね… (Kekkou sugu ?gerunda ne.../You can take it off quite quickly...)
- 1:05 - 仕方ないね (Shikata nai ne/It cannot be helped)
- 1:08 - 風神♂雷神 (Fuujin [manji] Raijin/Wind God and Lightning God)
- 1:09 - 富竹ションベン (Tomitake shonpen/Tomitake's piss)
- 1:13 - 最強☆とんがりコーン (Saikyou Tongari Corn/Strongest Tongari Corn)
- 1:44 - ナウい息子 (Naui musuko/Naughty son)
- 2:21 - あぁん？あんかけチャーハン？ (Aan? Ankake chaahan?/Huh? You want some fried rice?)
- 2:26 - あぁん？最近だらしねぇな？ (Aan? Saikin darashinee na?/Huh? Are you getting sloppy these days?)
- 3:12 - あぁん？カズヤ君柄パン？ (Aan? Kazuya-kun ? pan?/Huh? Kazuya-styled patterned bread?)
- 3:40 - あぁん？挿入ったやろ？ (Aan? ?ttayaro?/Huh? Is it inserted inside?)
- 4:01 - あんのかぁ？ (Anno kaa?/Is that so?)
- 4:07 - ポコチン (Poko chin/dick)
- 4:37 - オバマ (Obama)
- 4:53 - くりぃむしちゅー池田 (Creamstew Ikeda)
- 5:09 - 櫓 (Yari/Spear)
- 5:19 - バーロー (Baaroo/Barrow)
- 6:34 - アッーーー！
- 7:13 - カズヤ！ (Kazuya!)
- 7:50 - 歪みねぇな (Yugami nee na)
- 8:38 - ナプキン (Napkin)
- 8:53 - スケベぇ・・・デラックス！ (sukebee ... derakkusu!/Lewdness ... deluxe!)
- 9:10 - 新日暮里! (Shinnippori!)
- 9:21 - 神秘だぁ (How mysterious!)
